I feel like I am in a Timewarp
Watching the Northern Lights
Reminiscing of the Red Head Bob
and his band of the Mighty Mites.
We were all Quite Happy Robots
Dancing to the Mountain Jam
Then through a Kali Mist and Silver Haze
Appeared a Medicine Man.
He said he came from Hash Valley
And he shone like a Sensi Star.
He danced with the White Widow
And smoked Colombian Gold with Jack Herer.

I was smoking Hash Truffle
with a Romulan and the KGB,
We saw White Russians trading AK-47’s
for a pound of Blueberry
Black Domina and Thai Stick
Hawaiian and Champange,
Super Skunk and Early Girl,
I thank Purple God for
EVERY STRAIN!