I saw mommy puff with Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn’t cough a bit
As she took a great big hit
Off a huge reindeer bong
The old man was packing along
Then, I saw mommy bake with Santa Claus
Out of the oven before daylight
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If a cop had only seen
Mommy puff with Santa Claus last night
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