by Ted Smith

 

I saw mommy puff with Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

She didn’t cough a bit

As she took a great big hit

Off a huge reindeer bong

The old man was packing along

 

Then, I saw mommy bake with Santa Claus

Out of the oven before daylight

Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If a cop had only seen

Mommy puff with Santa Claus last night

 

 

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