The Cops Came Back

(sung to The Cat Came Back)

By Carol Pudwell

Our friend, Ted, had troubles with the law

He was arrested one November for giving out some pot

He tried and he tried to give cookies away

He tried to give them out at the library that day

But the cops showed up to take him away

The cops showed up, they wanted all the cookies

Yes, the cops showed up, they just wouldn’t stay away

The cops told the press the amount they had booked

But the number they said was less than what they took

they lied to the people, they couldn’t get it right

‘Cuz 37 cookies had gone missing in the night!

So, the cops came back to take some more away

The cops came back, they wanted all those cookies

Yes, the cops came back, they just couldn’t stay away

The cops must have done through a lot of taste tests

‘Cuz one officer said peanut butter was the best

To sample all those cookies, it must have been tough

With 37 of them gone, they couldn’t get enough!

‘Cuz the cops came back to take some more away

They cops came back, they wanted all those cookies

Yes, the copes came back, they just couldn’t stay away

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